Thursday, July 12, 2007

A hoary old joke...

One Saturday Morning, a mother went into the bedroom to wake her son and tell him it was time to get ready to go to the Synagogue, to which he replied : "I'm... not... going."

"Why not?" she asked sternly.

"I'll give you two good reasons," he said. "One, they don't like me,
and two, I don't like them."

His mother replied:

"I'll give YOU two good reasons why you MUST go to the Synagogue.
ONE you're 54 years old, and TWO, you're the Rabbi..."

1 comment:

ZT said...

through my various years of hearing rabbi/kahal relationship jokes, which were pretty rich growing up around a seminary, i never heard that one.

In the interests of reciprocity I posted one of my favorites.