One Saturday Morning, a mother went into the bedroom to wake her son and tell him it was time to get ready to go to the Synagogue, to which he replied : "I'm... not... going."
"Why not?" she asked sternly.
"I'll give you two good reasons," he said. "One, they don't like me,
and two, I don't like them."
His mother replied:
"I'll give YOU two good reasons why you MUST go to the Synagogue.
ONE you're 54 years old, and TWO, you're the Rabbi..."